11.20.2010

Random Thought.

If you were to dissect your existence as an Earthling into categories of activities, what would your timeclock look like? Moreover, how many hours would be racked up per category in the span of this human lifetime?

[Quick Math: Average American Lifetime = 78.4 years = 940. 8 months = 3763.2 weeks = 26342.4 days = 632,217.6 hours. ]

With approx. 6,882,800, 000 people on the planet, the range of "typical" activities are wide & far. There are leisure activities, adult activities, physical activities, wednesday activities, silly activities (my favorite), or even seriously strange activities.

The Typical Template:
Hours Spent in a Single Lifetime _______.

Possible ______'s? (Must equal a # from 1-632,217.6).

Watching Movies.
Picking Your Nose.
Sleeping (REMing + Daydreaming + Catnapping).
French Kissing.
Reading Your Email.
Being Under the Influence.
Laughing Uncontrollably.
Sitting on the John.
Crying.
Waiting in Line @ the Grocery Store.
Making love.

For instance: Hours Spent in a Single Lifetime Lifting Weights = 5.

Which hours are your happiest?
Which make your heart beat the fastest?
& Which hours will you take with you to the grave?

1 comment:

  1. Authors note: The idea of this post came to me during a Harry Potter screening when I realized I never wanted these 2 1/2 hours to end.

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